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'Noooooooo! Please don't kill my phone!'
The Genie of the Smart Phone
"I think I was only invited for one reason."
"No, I don't think they use batteries."
"The app does drain the battery on your phone, but it does come with these jumper cables."
"My new phone battery requires me to carry a generator around. I may have back problems, but my phone never dies."
'My battery is dead. How does it end?'
"Hold on, my #!?! phone is about to die!"
'I've finally solved the battery life problem on my smartphone.'
"Guys, I feel great, but your long meetings are really exhausting my electronics."
'It has a camera, an MP3 player, a web browser, a GPS navigation system, games, bluetooth capabilities, Wi-Fi, and a battery life of just under 8 minutes...'
"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"
AA Meeting Here Today
"First his cell phone died and then he died."