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'Why are they all picking on me?'
"Okay, everybody! Time for our mid-battle raffle! And today's winning ticket is...numeral XXVII!"
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"How do you stay so calm about the stock market?"
Tags:stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, financial market, financial markets, economics, economist, economists, calm under pressure, calm under stress, soldier, soldiers, warzone, warzones, battle ground, battle grounds, stressful job, stressful jobs, financial news, business news, trench, trenches, financial crisis, economic crisis
'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'
'Bad news, sir...the enemy is wearing the hottest fashions in uniforms which will render ours, like, totally last year!'
'I'm afraid the situation is dire, gentlemen...we're running out of bogeymen.'
Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.
'I envisioned something more robust'
'Fighting broke out in a region of the world previously thought to have been uninhabited.'
A Very Civil War
"I guess it's too late to call a press conference to say last night I was only joking about our neighboring kingdom."
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"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."
Tags:war, world war one, world war i, world war ii, world war two, second world war, first world war, great war, warzone, warzones, war-zone, war zone, warfare, ww1, ww2, vietnam, iraq, syria, korea, conflict, fighting, combat, history, middle east, israel, cold war, ukraine, russia, germany, france, britain, argentina, independence, battleground, battlegrounds, battle ground, battle grounds
"If you must go to war get there late and go home early."
'They look like Tartars to me. Everyone, get out your fish sticks!'
'This time, let's try the 'IN' door!'
'Bob, you're fired as Estimator of Enemy Numbers.'
Soldier Chopping Down the Tree of Peace
War - Way to Victory.
'Hold the stones. They've set up trampolines.'
'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'