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"Is this legal?"
"I feel like we've grown apart."
Tags:armchair, armchairs, barbed wire, barb wire, barbed wires, guard dog, guard dogs, marital problem, marital problems, wall, walls, battleground, battlegrounds, marriage problem, marriage problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, family life, family-life
"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."
Tags:battle, battles, castle, castles, siege, sieges, siege warfare, battleground, battlegrounds, battling, temper, tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, knight, knights, knighthood, knighthoods, military campaign, military campaigns, bad manners, rude, rudeness, insult, insults, heat of battle, red vision, medieval warfare, soldier, soldiers, front line, front lines, bad manners, polite, politeness, good manners, manner, manners
"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"
Tags:front line, front lines, front-line, front-lines, battle line, battle lines, battleground, battlegrounds, battle-ground, battle-grounds, general, generals, officer, officers, conflict, conflicts, conflict zone, warzone, warzones, war zones, war-zone, war-zones, the donkeys, military tactic, military tactics, military strategy, military strategies
"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behavior, feline behaviour, cat owner, cat owners, cat belly, cat bellies, trap, traps, ambush, ambushes, trick, tricks, ambushing, battleground, battlegrounds, stray, strays, warzone, warzones, war zone, war zones, war-zone, war-zones, battle-ground, battle-grounds, soldier, soldiers, distraction, distractions, bait, baits
Dogs Attacking a Cat Castle
Tags:siege, sieges, siege warfare, dog, dogs, canine, canines, feline, felines, cat, cats, pet, pets, natural enemy, natural enemies, castle, castles, battering ram, battering rams, defences, boiling oil, catapult, catapults, war, wars, enemy, enemies, soldier, soldiers, warfare, battleground, battlegrounds, tactic, tactics, strategy, military, military action
"How long has it BEEN upside down?"
Tags:upside down, map, maps, map room, map rooms, military strategy, military tactics, tactic, tactics, strategy, war room, war rooms, general, generals, world war ii, world war two, world war one, world war i, invasion, invasions, battleground, battlegrounds, troop movement, troop movements, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents
"It's not good - looks like they've got a full interpretive-dance troupe."
Tags:dance troupe, dance troupes, enemy fire, mime, mimes, mime artist, mime artists, mime performer, mime performers, interpretive dance, interpretive dancer, interpretive dancers, interpretive dances, battleground, battlegrounds, warzone, warzones, war-zone, war-zones, warfare, soldier, soldiers, troop, troops, ambush, ambushes
"It doesn't get any better than this."
"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
Tags:army, armed forces, armed force, armies, soldier, soldiers, rock and roll, rock 'n' roll, rock star, rock stars, death metal, uniform, uniforms, battleground, battlegrounds, battle zone, warzone, war zone, war zones, rocker, rockers, career change, career changes, career path, wrong career, wrong job, job change, new job, new jobs
"Why do you always have to spoil our fun, mom?"
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, mum, mums, strict, battle, battles, battleground, battlegrounds, siege, sieges, war, wars, warfare, castle, castles, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, spoiling, siege warfare, arrow, arrows, spear, spears, army, armies, warmongerer, warmongering, warmongerers
"You must follow me now. You can't just follow me on Twitter!"
Tags:leader, leaders, leadership, leadership skill, leadership skills, general, generals, soldier, soldiers, military leader, military leaders, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, army, armed forces, troop, troops, battle skills, charge, charges, battleground, battlegrounds
"Okay, everybody! Time for our mid-battle raffle! And today's winning ticket is...numeral XXVII!"
Tags:battleground, battlegrounds, battle ground, battle grounds, raffle, raffles, lottery, lotteries, siege, sieges, siege tactics, siege tactic, siege warfare, castle, castles, assault, assaults, defender, defenders, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, middle ages, medieval period, winning ticket, winning tickets
'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'
Kids in conflic zones and schools...
'You mean this isn't a medieval themed restaurant?'
The Charge of the Kids
Tags:childhood, little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, charge, charges, cavalry charges, cavalry charge, cavalry, cavalries, kid, kids, troublemaker, troublemakers, trouble maker, trouble makers, battle, battles, battleground, battlegrounds, school, schools, playground, playgrounds, thelwell
'You idiots! This isn't boiling oil! It's french onion soup!'
Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.
"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."
Tags:trebuchet, trebuchets, trébuchet, trébuchets, siege engine, siege engines, siege warfare, siege war, siege, sieges, catapult, catapults, war, wars, warfare, battleground, battlegrounds, tool, tools, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem solve, soldier, soldiers, perspective, perspectives
'Bad news, sir...the enemy is wearing the hottest fashions in uniforms which will render ours, like, totally last year!'
'Ballots, on the other hand, are getting more difficult to use this year...'
'Any more words of inspiration, Mister Just-Showing-Up-Is-Half-The-Battle?'