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"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
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"They look happy."
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"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
"Bloody carol singers..."
"It's another birthday card for me...!"
"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
Tags:moat, moats, castle, castles, enemies, enemy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, battlement, battlements, loneliness, lonely, isolation, isolated, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, cold feet, commitment issue, commitment issues
'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'
'I knew we should've brought the big ladder.'
"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."
'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'
"Me? Why can't you ring the doorbell?"
"Is that a giant custard pie on that catapult?"
"My mistake. It was the mailman."
Tags:hot oil, battlement, battlements, siege, siege warfare, siege tactic, siege tactics, mailmen, mailman, postmen, postman, post men, post man, mail men, mail man, delivery, deliveries, castle, castles, boiling oil, guard, guards, war, wars, military history, medieval history, delivery, deliveries
'When you've dead headed those ,could you do the battlement arrangement...'
'Look on the bright side - it is a Royal Command performance'
"Wait! They're not trick-or-treaters!"
Tags:castle, castles, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, sweet, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, candy, candies, siege, sieges, halloween, halloweens, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, siege warfare, battlement, battlements, arrow, arrows, archer, archers
"Did you save enough oil for our chips tonight?"
"They're here to see to the drains..."
"It's an AD for their acupuncture clinic!"
"One of you go see who's at the door."
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