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Have you been abused by a celebrity or politician?
'Frankly, I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'
"But my dear, we don't pay you less because you're a woman, we pay you less because we're men!"
"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."
I'm due at the BBC for an interview about globalisation and poverty...
'The bin was kicked.. there is no evidence of terrorist movement..'
'A question of port.'
'Haven't we seen this before?'
'They hired a chimp to read the news! The ratings war must really be heating up.'
News presenters read inane text messages from viewers: 'And a text from Stuart in Gloucester ... HAHAHA DAT CRAKS ME UP!!! LOL!! UR DA GR8EST :-)XOXOX'
BBC Scheduling Meeting, "The correct answer was no, we don't need another quiz show, so that's five points to the other team."
'They were behind the sofa.'
'Entwistle may have got a years salary for not being quite up to the job but that doesn't mean you'll get three for being absolutely sodding useless!'
TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.
"Right! That's it! They'll get no more BBC licence fee from me!!"
"It's good to have you on board, and remember, we value independent thinking at the BBC."
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"But you told me to go out and get some fresh air!" (Kid has taken the TV outside.)
'Right lads - we need to be mindful of political correctness, so from now on we rob from the comfortable, and give to the moderately impoverished.'
'I wish you wouldn't watch 'Question Time' ' - TV in pieces
What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).