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Dad's old fashioned barbeque
'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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Don Quixote in the Hamptons
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The King Can Do No Wrong
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"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
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"We suburb, son; therefore, we grill."
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"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."
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'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'
'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'
"An now I just step back and let the grilling process destroy any nutritional value it might have had."
"It's never done."
'I've been grilling him for hours and he hasn't even started to sizzle!'
'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'
Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.
'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'
"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards!"
"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"
Pulled Pork Farm.
'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'
"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"
would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?
'Hold on a second there fellas! I know how this must look.'
"Are they at it again?"
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