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Philosophy Department sign reads "Trespassers will be.".
The Shed of Doom Mystery: '...but daddy has another thought...He calls it 'the shed of private property,' and its filled with lawsuits for anyone opening it.'
"So children, when we say 'the cat IS on the mat', what we mean is...that is where is has its ontological epiphany."
'Fred, Fred: I've found a way to get into the pantry!'
'We COULD bust him for every non-forced illegal entry in the district...or is that just too darn easy?'
"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"
'You're not kidding! This window really is stuck!'
Goldilocks and the health warning.
'Me and the family came home early and caught her eating our porridge.'
Congress: 'My motto is, eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may be defeated for reelection.'
We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...