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"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."
'My problem is that I'm number one in my field and I have no place to go but down.'
'...And when I saw that I was going to be a useless bum, I decided to be the best useless bum that I could possibly be!'