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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.
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"Carl's sixpack's turned into a keg."
"I'm beached body ready."
Battery lifting weights
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"What does that writing on her say?"
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"Hey, nice Apps!"
"This is not what I had in mind when you said you'd take me whale-watching."
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"Relax. I told you we still look great in our bathing suits."
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"Sorry, but this beach is for the beautiful people."
"My mistake. I must have had you on the Beach Ball Body program."
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"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."
"He wants to be beach buggy ready."
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"I thought we were adjusting our diets to get ready for swimsuit season!"
"Dude, I can't wait till we're older, so women pay attention to us!"
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"For me, Max. We're in public."
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"Everything goes right to my hips."
"I'm beach body ready..."
"I don't think it's your hairy back people will be staring at."
"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."