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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
Tags:resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standards
"Maybe I should run on the beach."
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, sandpiper, sandpipers, sand piper, sand pipers, waterfowl, beach, beaches, beach body, beach bodies, run, runs, running, runner, runners, compare, comparison, comparisons, body shame, body shames, body shaming, exercise, exercises, exercising, fat, fatness, overweight, obese, obesity, skinny, skinniness
Speedo Limit: 21 Years
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, limit, limits, liited, speedo, fitness, fit, fitter, fat, fatter, overweight, bulge, mid-life crisis, mid-life, middle age, middle-age, swimming, swim, swims, beach, beaches, beach body, sign, signs, signage, fashion, fashions, fashion faux pas, faux pas, young, youth, youthful
"Andy may be out next weekend, if he gets down to his beach weight."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, beach, beaches, summer, summertime, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach body, weight, weight loss, diet, diets, relax, relaxation, leisure, fitness
'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
Tags:fitness, fit, gym, gyms, summer body, summer bodies, exercise, personal trainers, personal trainer, gardening chore, gardening chores, yard worker, yard workers, trainer, training, work out, get in shape, beach body, summer, season, trainers, yard work, gardening, mowing, mow, pruning, out of shape, workout, physical training, physicality, physical
Bench Press Accident
Tags:gym, gyms, workouts, work out, work outs, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, exercises, workout, work too hard, too heavy, overworked, exercise, accident, weight lifting, benching, bench, muscle, muscling, beach body, strain, gaining muscle, gains, bench press, bench press, health and safety, gym accident, gym accidents
"Carl's sixpack's turned into a keg."
"He has the rough outline of a good body but none of the details."
Tags:women, woman, girl, girls, beach, beaches, gossip, gossiper, gossipers, girl talk, trash talk, smack talk, talking trash, talking smack, judge, judging, judge a book by it's cover, beach body, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, summer, sun, sunny, men, man, body, body type, fitness, fit, objectify, objectification, objectifying
"I'm beached body ready."
Battery lifting weights
Tags:battery, batteries, fitter, happier, more productive, aa, aaa, workout, weights, lifting weights, weight lifting, health, fit, fitness, exercise, muscles, gym, better body, physique, glamour muscles, glamorous, looking good, attainable, workout plan, summer body, beach body, beach bodies, workouts, workout, ripped
"What does that writing on her say?"
Tags:fake tan, fake tans, tan, tan, tans, beach body, beach bodies, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, healthy tan, healthy tans, tanning bed, tanning beds, tanning lotion, tanning lotions, artificial coloring, artificial colouring, bikini, bikinis, tan line, tan lines, bikini body, bikini bodies
"Hey, nice Apps!"
"This is not what I had in mind when you said you'd take me whale-watching."
Tags:whale, whale watching, whale watcher, whale watchers, whale-watching, whale-watcher, whale-watchers, sunbathers, sunbathing, sun bather, sun bathers, sun bathing, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach, seaside, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, obesity epidemics, fat epidemics, obesity, fat, fatness, obese, date, dates, naturalist, naturalists, beach body, beach bodies, fat shame, fat shamed
"Relax. I told you we still look great in our bathing suits."
Tags:middle age, middle-age, bikinis, beach body, beach bodies, beach bod, beach bods, bikini bod, bikini bods, bikini body, bikini bodies, denial, denials, vacations, holiday, holidays, bikini, beer belly, beer bellies, belly, beach, sun, vacation, health, exercise, weight, body image, self-conscious, self conscious
"My mistake. I must have had you on the Beach Ball Body program."
Tags:beach body, beach bodies, beach bod, beach bods, summer, bathing suit, bathing suits, in shape, get in shape, getting in shape, fat, fat person, fat people, fat shame, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, overweight, overweight person, overweight people, beach ball, beach balls, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, exercise, exercises, exercising, program, programs, programme, programmes
"Sorry, but this beach is for the beautiful people."
And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...
Tags:bathing suit, bathing suits, swimsuits, swimming trunk, swimming trunks, trunk, trunks, beach body, beach perfect, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, fashion statements, faux pas, faux-pas, underworld, hell-fire, hades, purgatory, fire and brimstone, inferno, abyss, pitch fork
"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."
"He wants to be beach buggy ready."
Tags:car, cars, car pride, car proud, beach buggies, beach vehicle, beach vehicles, car wash, car washes, car washing, chore, chores, cleaning, beach buggy, clean, polish, polishing, fit, fitness, body, gym, gyms, garage, garages, beachbuggy, beachbuggies, beach-buggy, beach-buggies, beach body, beach bodies, beach-body, beach-bodies, ready, sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, sunbaths, carwash, carwashes, car-wash, car-washes, bikini body, bikini bodies
"I thought we were adjusting our diets to get ready for swimsuit season!"
"Dude, I can't wait till we're older, so women pay attention to us!"
Tags:baldo, workout, workouts, working out, gut, guts, beer belly, beer bellies, summer, beachwear, beach wear, beach body, beach bodies, teen, teens, teenager, soft middle, soft middles, attractive, attractiveness, female attention, pay attention, paying attention, lifting, lifting weights, getting buff, ageing, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, thinspiration
"For me, Max. We're in public."
Tags:ugly, ugliness, body builder, body builders, body building, body-builder, body-builders, body-building, appearance, appearances, vain, vanity, beach body, beach bodies, public appearance, public appearances, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed, mask, masks, disguise, disguises, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"Everything goes right to my hips."
"Behind every good man is a good woman trying to forget the view."
"I'm beach body ready..."