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"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."
Tags:book, books, novel, novels, classic, classics, classic book, classic books, classic novel, classic novels, literature, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, wash up, wash ashore, discovery, discoveries, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, reading at the beach, vacation reading, holiday reading, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, travel reading, pollution, litter, littering, trash, rubbish, garbage, environment, abandoned, modern life
"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"
Tags:alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, space ship, space ships, planet, planets, ufo, ufos, u.f.o.s, u.f.o., unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, flying saucer, flying saucers, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seashore, seaside, beach-goer, beach-goers, human, humans, human being, human beings, people, lice, earth, planet earth, yuck, gross, disgusting, pest, pests, science fiction, sci-fi
"Why did you think the round-trip tickets were only thirty-nine dollars a pop?"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, trip, trips, tourism, tourist, tourists, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, ticket, tickets, round-trip, round trip, round-trip ticket, round-trip tickets, round trip ticket, round trip tickets, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, cost, costs, cutting costs, animal, animals, shark, sharks, seaside, seashore, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, fight, fights, fighting, argument, argument, arguing, bad choice, bad choices, worst vacation, worst holiday, bad holiday, bad vacation, bad vacations, bad holidays
Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, life-guarding, guarding, watching, safety, lifeguard stand, lifeguard stands, lifeguard chair, lifeguard chairs, lifeguard station, lifeguard stations, on duty, sign, signs, unattractive, ugly, beauty, handsome, good-looking, beautiful, stereotype, stereotypes, summer job, summer jobs
Stan Mack's Real Life funnies: Asparagus Beach, Amagansett, NY
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, seashores, beach scene, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach scene, beach scenes, long island, conversation, conversations, chatting up, chat up, flirt, flirtation, upper class, upper classes, pretentious, pretentiously, single, singles, singles mixer, single scene, single scenes, singles market, singles markets
A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water
Tags:animal, animals, duck, ducks, mother duck, mother ducks, duckling, ducklings, baby duck, baby ducks, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, summer, inflatable, inflatables, nature, natural, baby, babies, leading, following, in line, swimming, family, families
Tags:beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, beach scene, beach scenes, summer, summertime, travel, relaxing, relaxation, rest, rests, resting, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, reading, summer reading, book, books, reader, readers, literature, lazy, trash, rubbish, garbage, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, trash bin, trash bins, garbage bin, garbage bins, mindless
An airplane has stock market tickers on it.
Tags:stock market, stock markets, update, updates, updating, ticker, tickers, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, day trader, day traders, day trading, down time, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, seaside, beach scene, beach scenes
"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."
Tags:sea, seas, ocean, rising sea levels, sea level, sea levels, changing sea levels, global warming, climate change, melting, polar ice cap, animal, animals, whale, whales, beached, stuck, trapped, hang in there, wait, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, man, men, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, unhelpful, too late
"He should know. Still, taking the advice of a fish could get you committed."
Tags:fish, talk, talks, talking animal, talking animals, sane, insane, sanity, question, questions, questioning, lose your mind, losing your mind, advice, bad advice, take advice, takes advice, taking advice, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, opinion, opinions, second opinion, second opinions
"The sounds of the sea come to you through the courtesy of the Clamshell Alliance."
Tags:sound of the sea, sounds of the sea, corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, corporate sponsorship, corporate sponsorships, conch, conchs, conch shell, conch shells, modern life, modern lives, clam shell, clam shells, shell, shells, beach, beach scene, beach scenes, sell out, sells outs, selling out, sellout, sellouts, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, ocean, oceans, ocean sound, ocean sounds, ambient, ambience, ambient noise, ambient noises, modern times, ubiquitous, ubiquity, omnipresent, omnipresence
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
Tags:growing old, old, old age, ageing, aging, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, turning 80, 80 years old, turning eighty, eighty years old, modern life, beauty, beautiful, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seashore, seaside, medical, medicine, modern medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, woman, women
"Hey, lady - your butt is eating up your bikini."
Tags:wedgie, wedgies, swimsuit, swimsuits, swimwear, swimming costume, swimming costumes, trend, trends, fashion trend, fashion trends, trendy, trendiness, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, butt, butts, bum, bums, fashion faux pas, fashion police, fashionista, fashionistas, shame, shames, shaming, naive, naivete, alluring
"I keep telling them to use sunblock."
Tags:life guard, life guards, sunblock, sunscreen, sunscreens, sun protection, pile of ash, piles of ash, pillar of salt, pillars of salt, sodom, gomorrah, burn, burns, burning, lifeguard, lifeguards, medical advice, uv ray, uv rays, harm, harms, harmful, skin cancer, skin cancers, skin damage, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, bright sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, sun cream, suncream, skin protection
"Damn, he's seen us. Now we'll have to act all compassionate."
Tags:animal, animals, whale, whales, beach whale, beached whales, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, sea, ocean, stuck, trapped, spotted, seen, compassionate, compassion, act, acting, pretend, pretending to care, pretend to care, pretending, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, helping, helping out, saving, rescuing, responsibility, duty, nature, environment
"No thanks, I just swallowed an oil spill."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, sea monster, sea monsters, sea creature, sea creatures, loch ness monster, nessie, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, tourist, tourists, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacationer, vacationers, relaxing, share, sharing, drink, drinks, drinking, no thanks, swallowed, oil spill, oil spills, pollution, oil slick, oil slicks, environmental destruction, sick, ill
"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, tourist, tourists, tourism, vacation, vacations, vacationer, vacationers, holiday, holidays, travel, water, sea, ocean, fear, fearful, fears, afraid, scared, phobia, phobias, aquaphobia, fear of water, conquering fears, getting over fears, facing fears, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, scuba, scuba suit, scuba suits, wet suit, wet suits, wetsuit, wetsuits, wet-suit, wet-suits, scuba gear, scuba equipment, scuba diving, scuba diving gear, scuba diving equipment, breathing apparatus
A man a plan a canal Panama.
"Summer Reading Group"
Tags:beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, beach scene, beach scenes, summer, summertime, travel, relaxing, relaxation, rest, rests, resting, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, reading, summer reading, book, books, reader, readers, literature, lazy, book club, book clubs, book group, book groups, reading club, reading clubs, reading group, reading groups, tourist, tourists
A man on a beach watches an autumn leaf land on him.
Tags:seasonal change, season, seasons, fall, autumn, leaf, leafs, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, sad, seasonal affective disorder, summer, late summer, changing of the seasons, seashore, seashores, shore, shores, shoreline, shorelines, towel, towels, sand, sands, sandy, ocean, oceans, omen, omens, ominous, back to work, back to school
"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."
Crab with a clown face.
A shark fin at sea.