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"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:
'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'
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"Now I remember why I hate this beach."
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"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."
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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."
"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
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"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"
"And I thought we had problems."
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"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
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Pier-pressure. The real reason whales beach themselves.
"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."
"Well, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a beached whale can't play volleyball."
A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.
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"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"
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"Hey, you guys have the right idea. This is a lot more fun than beaching myself."
"I'm beached body ready."
"This spring break let's go hit the beach."
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"I thought we'd have more water when we retired."
"Relax. I'm just catching a few rays."
'As your lawyer, I hate to tell you, but apparently it was a breach of contract.'
'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'