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'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'
"Hey, you guys have the right idea. This is a lot more fun than beaching myself."
"You beach yourself, then when they're pushing you back into the water we make our move."
'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'
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"Great, at least around here, they warn you: We'd better turn around..."
'Crikey where am I going to get the class case from?!'
'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'
'Damn these right-to-lifers.'
Octopuses surf too.
'That has to be the unluckiest beaching I've ever seen...'
'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'
'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'
'So, how long did you end up beached?'
'We'll need more wine.'
'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'
"Just once, I'd like you to take me on a vacation that doesn't involve beaching ourselves."
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"What humans can't understand is, we like to go to the beach as much as they do."
All Washed Up
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