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"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
The Leathery, Shapeless speedo sporter.
"Because when a guy wears them on the beach, people speed the other way."
"Is he going somewhere warm?"
"Put your jumper on, Trish, you'll catch your death."
Tags:bikini, bikinis, string bikini, string bikinis, skimpy outfit, skimpy outfits, skimpy, undressed, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, hypocrisy, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, beach, beachwear, cold day, cold days, chilly, chilly day, chilly days, warm, warm up, warms up
"This look is very popular at the beach."
Mankini - One size fits all.
"Dude, I can't wait till we're older, so women pay attention to us!"
Tags:baldo, workout, workouts, working out, gut, guts, beer belly, beer bellies, summer, beachwear, beach wear, beach body, beach bodies, teen, teens, teenager, soft middle, soft middles, attractive, attractiveness, female attention, pay attention, paying attention, lifting, lifting weights, getting buff, ageing, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, thinspiration
'It's casual Friday, you know.'
Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.
'Well, they've finally designed a bikini that's smaller than the price ticket.'
The Beachwear Debate
Easter Island Shades...
The Soho Beachwear Look
A Surfboard checking out a new pair of Board shorts to buy
'He's always sticking his nose in somebody's business!'
'Why isn't he wearing the tie I bought him for Christmas?'
"You realise you are drawing attention to us!"
"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."