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Duck visits the dentist,
How About a Kiss?
"You want your olive?"
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'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'
"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
A bird uses his long thin beak to skewer shrimp like a shish kabob.
"This is the beak I was born with and it's the beak I'll die with."
Gaggle - A search engine for geese
Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'
'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'
A pelican with a pipe leading from his large bill to his stomach.
Bird Beak Flute
'You shouldn't worry. Aside from the duck bill and the eggs, you're a perfectly normal mammal.'
"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"
'Poke me once more with your finger, buster,and I'll show you what polly can say.'
'Hey lookee here, this is quite a. . . uh. . . shoot, what do you call it when a bunch of us get together?'
'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'
"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"
'Looks like Helen had some work done.'
Duck Taking A Selfie
Excited about getting Gina to the hospital on the 'big day', Doug converts their car into the Stork-mobile.
Kiwi falls in love with speech bubble
"I have a complaint about my bill."
Tags:plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, bill, bills, beak, beaks, bird, birds, complaint, complaints, medical bill, medical bills, medical cost, medical costs, health insurance, medical insurance, doctor, doctors, hospital bill, hospital bills
"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out, he's been a good bird."
"Dear me, bills,bills nothing but bills."