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With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.
"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
Tags:food, delivery, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni, woman, women, diet, diets, dieting, eating healthy, healthy eating, healthy diet, eating habits, junk food, unhealthy, health, healthy, vegetables, veggies, vegetables, veggie, fruit, fruits, veg, carrot, carrots, asparagus, pear, pears, apple, apples, bean, beans, relish, enjoy, enjoyment, cheating, fitness, giving in, cheat day, cheat days
'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farmed, acre, acres, corn, corns, sweetcorn, sweet corn, plant, planted, plants, planting, planter, planters, green beans, green, greens, beans, bean, pea, peas, casserole, casseroles, wife, wives, bad cook, cook, cooking, cooker, cookers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
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Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.
Bad moments in skiing.
"You have a choice of three-bean salad or lethal injection."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, three-bean salad, salad, salads, bean, beans, lethal injection, punishment, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, executions, death, choice, choices, choosing, option, options, decision, decisions, deciding
'Chief say he eat to many beans.'
"Alright , Jack - if the green leafy plant you're growin' in your backyard ain't illegal, then explain why you keep callin' these 'magic' beans"
"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
Tags:religion, religious, supreme being, metaphysics, metaphysical, god, belief, believer, believers, faith, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, coffee, coffees, cappuccino, cappuccinos, bean, beans, coffee bean, coffee beans, wordplay, word play, play on words
"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, accountant, accountants, accounting, bean counter, bean counters, bean counting, counting, fraud, white collar crime, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, stealing, money, theft, bean, beans, metaphor, metaphors, wordplay, word play, greed, greedy
Fairytale procurement disasters
'Him say him need more beans.'
"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"
Great Moments in Accountancy.
"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."
Tags:music, musical, indie, indie music, folk, folk music, folk singer, folk singers, ad, ads, jingle, jingles, radio jingle, ad jingle, fart, farts, fart joke, fart gag, beans, bean, baked beans, toot, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, instrument, instruments, improvise, improvised, musician, musicians, hippy, hippies, food, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, food blogs
"Sorry, boys, but we're cutting back on bean counters till we have more beans."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, redundancy, redundant, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, fired, financial crash, severance, severance consultant, severed, bearer of bad news, warning, warning sign, warnings, warning signs, red flag, red flags, bad omen, omen, omens, bean, bean counter, bean counters, counting beans, beans, metaphor
"Do all boys go through a beanstalk phase?"
Tags:beanstalk, beanstalks, jack and the beanstalk, magic beans, bean, beans, fairy tale, fairy-tale, fairy tales, fairy-tales, fairytale, fairytales, mother, mothers, mom, mums, moms, mum, parent, parents, concern, worried, concerned, worry, worried, phase, phases, phased, growing up, teenager, teenage, teenagers, child, children, adolescent, adolescents, just a phase, magic, magical, fantasy, fantasies, story, stories, fiction, fictional, myth, myths, children's story
"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."
"I'm concerned about the kids diet."
'Well, Jack, I think you were supposed to plant those beans, not eat them!'
'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'
Hell's kitchen /Beans only.
Jack and his Bean Stock.