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With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.
"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
Tags:food, delivery, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni, woman, women, diet, diets, dieting, eating healthy, healthy eating, healthy diet, eating habits, junk food, unhealthy, health, healthy, vegetables, veggies, vegetables, veggie, fruit, fruits, veg, carrot, carrots, asparagus, pear, pears, apple, apples, bean, beans, relish, enjoy, enjoyment, fitness, giving in, cheat day, cheat days
'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farmed, acre, acres, corn, corns, sweetcorn, sweet corn, plant, planted, plants, planting, planter, planters, green beans, green, greens, beans, bean, pea, peas, casserole, casseroles, wife, wives, bad cook, cook, cooking, cooker, cookers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
Tags:bean, beans, baked, trumpet, trumpets, trombone, trombones, saxophone, saxophones, sax, conduct, conductor, musical, fruit, fruits, blow, off, noise, noises, noisy, tune, tuning, note, notes, notation, brass, instrument, instruments, band, bands, orchestra, orchestras, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.
Bad moments in skiing.
"You have a choice of three-bean salad or lethal injection."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, three-bean salad, salad, salads, bean, beans, lethal injection, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, executions, death, choice, choices, choosing, option, options, decision, decisions, deciding
'Chief say he eat to many beans.'
"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"
Tags:music, musician, musicians, band, bands, bluegrass, bluegrass band, bluegrass bands, country music, working class, working classes, bean, beans, navy beans, navy, the navy, sad, sad song, sad songs, struggle, struggles, struggling, starve, starves, starving, banjo, banjos, violin, violins, guitar, guitars
"Alright , Jack - if the green leafy plant you're growin' in your backyard ain't illegal, then explain why you keep callin' these 'magic' beans"
"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
Tags:religion, religious, supreme being, metaphysics, metaphysical, god, belief, believer, believers, faith, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, coffee, coffees, cappuccino, cappuccinos, bean, beans, coffee bean, coffee beans, wordplay, word play, play on words
"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, accountant, accountants, accounting, bean counter, bean counters, bean counting, counting, fraud, white collar crime, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, stealing, money, theft, bean, beans, metaphor, metaphors, wordplay, word play, greed, greedy
"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, livestock, poultry, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, conversation, conversations, food, pork, beans, pork and beans, dumplings, chicken and dumplings, dish, dishes, activism, activist, activists, animal right's, support, supporting, supportive, government, governments, politics, lobby, lobbies, lobbying, politician, politicians, vote, votes, voting, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating
The real reason behind global warming.
Fairytale procurement disasters
'So, did you use compost or chemical fertilizers?'
Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.
'Him say him need more beans.'
"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"
Great Moments in Accountancy.
With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.
"Sorry, boys, but we're cutting back on bean counters till we have more beans."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, redundancy, redundant, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, fired, financial crash, severance, severance consultant, severed, bearer of bad news, warning, warning sign, warnings, warning signs, red flag, red flags, bad omen, omen, omens, bean, bean counter, bean counters, counting beans, beans, metaphor
"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."
Tags:music, musical, indie, indie music, folk, folk music, folk singer, folk singers, ad, ads, jingle, jingles, radio jingle, ad jingle, farts, fart joke, fart gag, beans, bean, baked beans, toot, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, instrument, instruments, improvise, improvised, musician, musicians, hippy, hippies, food, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, food blogs
"You traded the Harris account for two magic WHAT?"
Tags:business, businesses, trade, trades, trading, traded, account, accounts, bank account, bank accounts, money, magic, bean, beans, magic bean, magic beans, two, couple, boss, bosses, anger, angry, shock, shocked, shocking, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, outrage, outraged, outrageous, employee, employees, literature, fairy tale, fairy tales, jack and the beanstalk