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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
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"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."
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"Alright , Jack - if the green leafy plant you're growin' in your backyard ain't illegal, then explain why you keep callin' these 'magic' beans"
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Fairytale procurement disasters
"Do all boys go through a beanstalk phase?"
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"I traded our milk cow for magic beans which I then traded for a yoga mat."
'Well, Jack, I think you were supposed to plant those beans, not eat them!'
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"And that is why GMO's are bad."
Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.
Jack was aghast when he realized his homeowner's association prohibited any plant removal.
'But then after chopping down the beanstalk, Jack's legal nightmare began...'
'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'
'I've often wondered what happened to that idiot kid Jack, after he took those bean home to his mom.'
'I don't know, Jack. This 'magic beans' startup sounds kind of risky.'
"I'm guessing this is bean related."
'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'
"I'm sorry Madam, but we have evidence to suggest your Jack has been growing more than just giant beanstalks."
'Smart move Jack! Any suggestions on how we harvest the beans?'
Jack visits the emergency room.
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Jack and the Beanstalker
'Of course they're magic beans - they were endorsed by a celebrity!'
"Quick! Get the gas masks! The giant ate the beans!"