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"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
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"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."
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"Alright , Jack - if the green leafy plant you're growin' in your backyard ain't illegal, then explain why you keep callin' these 'magic' beans"
'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'
"Do all boys go through a beanstalk phase?"
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"I traded our milk cow for magic beans which I then traded for a yoga mat."
'Well, Jack, I think you were supposed to plant those beans, not eat them!'
Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.
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'But then after chopping down the beanstalk, Jack's legal nightmare began...'
'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'
'I've often wondered what happened to that idiot kid Jack, after he took those bean home to his mom.'
"I'm guessing this is bean related."
'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'
"I'm sorry Madam, but we have evidence to suggest your Jack has been growing more than just giant beanstalks."
'Smart move Jack! Any suggestions on how we harvest the beans?'
Jack visits the emergency room.
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'Of course they're magic beans - they were endorsed by a celebrity!'
"Quick! Get the gas masks! The giant ate the beans!"
'Jack, please put the beanstalk back to its original state.'
Jack and the Bean Counter
'I threw out two small thumb drives last night...and the beanstalk was there this morning.'
Jack cannot cut down the beanstalk because the cat has climbed up.
'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'
'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'