Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'
"I do believe that story gets more 'n' more interesting every time I hear it, Mr. Van Winkle! Why, a natural born performer like yourself couldn't help but make a wonderful Father Christmas in this year's pageant!"
"When it fills in I'm hoping for the texture of corduroy."
"Call the boat, the beards are ready."
"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."
Tags:hockey, hockey players, hockey player, hockey teams, hockey game, sports, sport players, sport teams, athlete, athletes, athletics, sportsmanship, team members, compliment, compliments, complimenting, friendly, courtesy, courteous, handshake, handshakes, handshake line, handshake lines, playoff, playoffs, sporting tradition, sporting traditions, beard, beards, bearded, facial hair, assimilation, men complimenting each other, men complimenting
"Exactly how entrenched is your beard?"
"And then one day I decided, no more razor burns for me."
Dad on the History Channel.
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
Tags:mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, handsome prince, handsome princes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, newspaper, newspapers, loon, loons, looney, insane, insanity, tower, towers, locked away, hermit, hermits, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mentally ill, mental illness, mental illnesses
The Ballad of Wooly Pete
"I believe young Lewis may be on to something."
Tags:dress code, dress codes, casual friday, casual fridays, casual, attire, attires, professional, professionals, professionalism, scruffy, beard, beards, bearded, unkempt, badly dressed, poorly dressed, innovator, innovators, innovation, idea, ideas, idea man, idea men, well-dressed, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, meeting, meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, professionalism, decorum, classy
"Janet would like to join us for 'No Shave November'."
"I'm sure menopause is no fun, but look on the bright side...beards are in fashion right now."
A hipster with his coffee.
Reb Berel had always been proud of his beard...until Reb Feivel arrived.
"As soon as I can find your mouth, we can get started."
"I'll say no to the kiss this morning, Agnus, you haven't shaved yet."
Bearded old man atop mountain.
'I know I said you should part your hair down the middle, but...'
Tags:hair, hairs, parting, parted, part, parts, style, styled, styles, styling, body hair, mustache, beard, beards, bearded, too far, taken too far, husband, husbands, wife, wives, advice, advised, advising, recommend, recommended, unattractive, look, looks, looking, good looking, ugly, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'A Capricorn, eh? I'm a Leo.'
Three kings with a shooting star
"Wait a minute! This is for winning a beard contest!"
Tags:wall plaque, wall plaques, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, beard contest, beard contests, credential, credentials, plaque, plaques, certificate, certificates, college degree, college degrees, university degree, university degrees, degree, degrees
'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'
'Sure, you can grow a beard... I like my male staffers to do things that help them with their natural inadequacies.'
'I'd like you to meet Frank Scalzittti, our designated beard.'