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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'
The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'
'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
Stage Mother Bear.
Tags:mother bear, bear, bears, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, stage mother, stage mothers, stage mom, stage moms, stage mum, stage mums, pushy parent, pushy parents, over-bearing, over-bearing parent, over-bearing parents, child star, child stars, child actors, child actor, woods, wood, hiker, hikers, bear attack, bear attacks
"What do you say we follow something else?"
'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'
"Now can we turn in?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, cave, caves, hibernation, hibernating, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, bedtime, going to bed, going to sleep, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, fan, fans, football, american football, final, finals, game, games, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, man, men
"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"
Tags:snuggle, snuggles, snuggler, snugglers, snuggling, teddy bear, teddy bears, married life, married lives, smother, smothers, smothering, clingy, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bear, bears, husband, husbands, wife, wives, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddler, cuddlers, cuddly, close, closeness, physical affection, affection, affectionate, over-affectionate, space, personal space, personal space issue, personal space issues, share a ed, shares a bed, sharing a bed
"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."
A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.
Tags:bull market, bull markets, bull, bulls, bear, bears, bear market, bear markets, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, upswing, economic, economics, turnaround, turnarounds, good economy, good economies, economic turnaround, healthy economy, healthy economies, stock market, stock markets, dow jones, djia
"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."
"It's sort of like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget."
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernating
"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."
Tags:bear, bears, mama bear, mama bears, bear cub, bear cubs, cub, cubs, hiker, hikers, hiking, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, sleep, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggle, bedtime struggles, bad sleeper, bad sleepers
"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."
Tags:park, parks, national park, national parks, yellowstone, animal, animals, bear, bears, wild, wildlife, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, violation, violations, violating, rule, rules, blatant, obvious, don't feed the animals, regulation, regulations, environment, nature, unnatural, environmental issues
"Witnessing False Bears"
'...And this is my man cave.'
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'
"He says he's a great salmon guide."
Wild Window Washers
Hibernation Day 28: starting to go stir crazy...
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"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."
Tags:phrase, phrases, famous phrase, famous phrases, bear, bears, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you, stock market, stock markets, bear market, bear markets, investor, investors, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, bad day, bad days, bad investment, bad investments, investment advice