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'The bad news is that we've detected an irregular heartbeat. The good news is that the rhythm is irresistible!'
'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'
Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
Tags:cardiograph, cardiographs, cardiographer, heart beat, beat, beating, heart beat, dead, died, dying, dies, die, death, meeting, meetings, presentation, present, presents, presenting, prentations, profit, profits, chart, charts, graph, graphs, exec, executive, businessmen, businessman, overwork, overworked, over-work, over-worked, over-working, over work, over worked, stress, stressed, work stress, working world, modern, modern life, modern world
"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."
"This wouldn't be so bad if they'd pipe in some jazz."
Tags:prisoner, prisoners, beatnik, beat, the beats, beat poetry, beat poem, beatniks, jazz, cool cat, musical, music, musician, musicians, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choices, choices, irony, ironic, ironically, modern living, modern life, modern world, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, jail, jails, jailed
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, punch, punches, punched, punching, puncher, punchers, ring, rings, knockout, knock out, knockouts, knock outs, count, counts, counting, bury, buries, buried, burying, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, hammered, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, symptom, symptoms, stethoscope, stethoscopes, bad sign, cardiology, cardiologist, cardiologists, heart health, rhythm, sound, sounds, heart, beat, heartbeat
"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."
Tags:school, schools, college, colleges, frat, frats, fraternity, hazes, hazing, society, societies, induction, inducting, initiation, initiate, dean, deans, guard, guards, bully, bullies, bullied, thug, thugs, teen, teens, young adults, adults, university, universities, discipline, discipline, beat up, beat, beating, play on words, word play, word-play
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, lift, lifts, lifting, lifted, lifter, lifters, weight, weights, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, world record, world records, record, records, beat, beats, beating, beaten, weightlifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, strength, strengths, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I think we all agree that Randall has some anger issues.'
'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'
"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."
Tags:cry for help, cries for help, crying for help, berate, berates, berating, boss, bosses, manager, managers, chew out, chews out, chewing out, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, snivel, snivelling, hold my calls, executive, executives, mean, cruel, cruelty, tongue-lashing, tongue-lashings, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, scold, scolds, scolding, beat, beats, beating, beatings, violent, violence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."
Tags:elephant, elephants, mob, mobster, gangster, gangsters, gangs, mobsters, al capone, threat, threatening, angry, anger, angered, rage, enraged, beat up, beat, attack, attacking, guard, protection, guards, threats, scare, scaring, scared, scares, scary, mafia, cartel, mafias, cartels, triad, triads
"Edmund's got rhythm, but he prefers keeping it to himself."
"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
Tags:drink, drinking, drink and drive, drink drive, drink driving, under the influence, dui, driving under the influence, drive, driver, driving, drives, high society, upper class, middle class, wine, wine time, wines, red wine, breakfast, wine o'clock, officer, officers, police officers, pull over, pulled over, alcohol, alcoholic, hollywood, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, undercut, undercutting, danger, dangerous, law, laws, breaking the law, beat, beat cop
'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'
"She's no good for you, Harry."
Tags:marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, fight, fights, fighting, nag, nagging, nags, argument, arguments, argue, beat, beating, beating up, abuse, abusive, husband, husbands, wife, wives, punching, punch, hit, hitting, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, anger, head, bar, bars, pub, pubs, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, drinking, no good
'I think I was fired.'
'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'
"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."
Tags:heart rate, heart rates, telltale heart, poe, edgar allan poe, short story, short stories, beating, beating heart, blood pressure, guilt, guilty, floorboard, floorboards, floor, flooring, beat, beats, heartbeat, heartbeats, high blood pressure, cholesterol, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, murder, murders, horror, horror story, horror stories
"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"
Tags:game, video game, video games, beaten, beat, win, girl, boy, laptop, challenge, couch, living room, teen, teens, fragile, masculinity, fragile masculinity, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, delicate, lose, loses, loser, losers, bad loser, bad losers, galactic battle, galactic battles, girl gamer, girl gamers, gamer, gamers, gaming culture
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