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"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'
'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'
'Okay, who wants to lick the beaters?'
'No, no, no, Fielder If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - use the whisk I hate to beat a dead horse but, well,,, It is our job,'
"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"
'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'
'It seems 'Blue Eyes' of Bolton has married a real brute and she's now 'Black Eyes' of Liverpool!'
Dare You To Park Next To Me.
"If you're here to lecture me about wife-beating; I gave that up years ago."
'Him.. Oh, he's the guy who invented dieting.'