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'The bad news is that we've detected an irregular heartbeat. The good news is that the rhythm is irresistible!'
Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
Tags:cardiograph, cardiographs, cardiographer, heart beat, beat, beating, heart beat, dead, died, dying, dies, die, death, meeting, meetings, presentation, present, presents, presenting, prentations, profit, profits, chart, charts, graph, graphs, exec, executive, businessmen, businessman, overwork, overworked, over-work, over-worked, over-working, over work, over worked, stress, stressed, work stress, working world, modern, modern life, modern world
"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, punch, punches, punched, punching, puncher, punchers, ring, rings, knockout, knock out, knockouts, knock outs, count, counts, counting, bury, buries, buried, burying, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, hammered, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
The Voluntary Sector takes a beating
"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."
Tags:school, schools, college, colleges, frat, frats, fraternity, hazes, hazing, society, societies, induction, inducting, initiation, initiate, dean, deans, guard, guards, bully, bullies, bullied, thug, thugs, teen, teens, young adults, adults, university, universities, discipline, discipline, beat up, beat, beating, play on words, word play, word-play
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, lift, lifts, lifting, lifted, lifter, lifters, weight, weights, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, world record, world records, record, records, beat, beats, beating, beaten, weightlifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, strength, strengths, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
Tags:medical treatment, medical treatments, invasive treatment, invasive treatments, procedure, procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, healthcare, health cover, doctor, doctors, medicine, intelligence agent, beating, beatings, beating up, beaten up, beat up, beats up, alternative medicine, alternative healthcare, quack, quacks
'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'
'I think we all agree that Randall has some anger issues.'
"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."
Tags:cry for help, cries for help, crying for help, berate, berates, berating, boss, bosses, manager, managers, chew out, chews out, chewing out, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, snivel, snivelling, hold my calls, executive, executives, mean, cruel, cruelty, tongue-lashing, tongue-lashings, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, scold, scolds, scolding, beat, beats, beating, beatings, violent, violence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'
"She's no good for you, Harry."
Tags:marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, fight, fights, fighting, nag, nagging, nags, argument, arguments, argue, beat, beating, beating up, abuse, abusive, husband, husbands, wife, wives, punching, punch, hit, hitting, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, anger, head, bar, bars, pub, pubs, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, drinking, no good
'I think I was fired.'
"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."
Tags:heart rate, heart rates, telltale heart, poe, edgar allan poe, short story, short stories, beating, beating heart, blood pressure, guilt, guilty, floorboard, floorboards, floor, flooring, beat, beats, heartbeat, heartbeats, high blood pressure, cholesterol, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, murder, murders, horror, horror story, horror stories
Tax Accountant: More that 4521 Loopholes Transacted.
'I'm hoping this big stick will give me a mandate.'
'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'
Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.
"Oh, that sounds awful. I can only imagine how you must be feeling."
Tags:phony, phonies, lie, lying, fake, fakes, two face, two-faced, two-face, contradict, contradictory, empathy, sympathy, sympathetic, empathetic, console, consolation, consolations, pity, pitying, patronise, patronising, lip service, lip-service, all talk, keeping up appearances, box, boxing, punch, punched, punching, beat, beating, hurt, passive aggressive, passive-aggressive, sorry, apologetic, apologies, apology, genuine, genuine article, disingenuous
'We have ways of making you talk'.
'Can Billy come out and watch me beat up Timmy?'