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"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, expensive perfume, expensive perfumes, modern life, aromatherapy, con, cons, overpriced, overprice, health fad, health fads, beauty product, beauty products, consumer, consumers, consumerism, packaging, beautician, beauticians, feminine beauty ideal, marketing, marketing tactic, false advertising
"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, perfume counter, perfume counters, beautician, beauticians, competition, competitions, contest, contests, semifinals, semi-finals, elimination, process of elimination, decision making, difficult decision, difficult decisions, difficult customer, difficult customers
'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'
Tags:mole, moles, rodent, rodents, shave, shaves, shaving, shaver, wax, waxes, waxing, brazilian, brazil, whack-a-mole, whack, whacks, whacking, treatment, treatments, beautician, beauticians, hair, hairs, hairy, fur, furs, furry, recommend, recommends, recommendation, recommendations, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.
Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'
'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'
'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'
"It will make the man in your life think of this store."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, beautician, beauticians, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, subliminal message, subliminal messages, subliminal messaging, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, consumerism, department store, department stores, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales woman, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales women, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples
"Can you perform a large-scale miracle on a parlor trick budget?"
'Goodness, have you been clawing your way to the top?'
'See you later, Honey.'
'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'
'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'
"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."
'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'
'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'
'Hello, I'm from the company that provides your gas, electricity, water, phone and internet. We were wondering ... who does your hair these days?'
"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, change, changes, new start, new starts, beautician, beauticians, unhappy, unhappiness, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, middle age, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, depression, depressed, depressive, depressives, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, perfume counter, discomfort, new direction, new directions
'Oh, of all the luck!'
'This won't hurt.'
"Can you recommend a really good conditioner Betty? My hair has been incredibly dry recently."
'Can you a bit of paint on these?'
Week three, things started to get ugly.