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'Now that you're 10, we can tell you the truth: beauty isn't actually in the eye of the beholder, there are international standards... and you haven't met them.'
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
"Are you kidding? I'd kill to have your warts."
"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
Tags:looker, lookers, stunner, stunners, stunning, attractive, attractiveness, outfit, outfits, head turner, head turners, turning heads, delusion, delusions, delusional, self-confident, self-confidence, confident, confidence, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, unattractive, overconfident, overconfidence, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
Tags:cinderella, ugly stepsister, ugly stepsisters, fairy tales, fairytales, fairytale, childrens story, childrens stories, stepsister, stepsisters, step sister, step sisters, blended family, blended families, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, beautiful, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, beauty standard, beauty standards
"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, first meeting, first meetings, romance, romantic, moonlight, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, bathed, bathed in moonlight, beauty, beautiful, psychology
"Are these beautiful? I can't ever tell?"
"What if it turns out you're not even a late bloomer?"
"You have a wonderful body."
"What'll it be, handsome?"
"Read any good books lately?"
Tags:date, dates, dating life, dating world, beauty, beautiful, compatible, compatibility, incompatible, romance, romancing, romantic, couple, couples, flirt, get to know, getting to know, life with, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, irony, ironic, obvious
Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, life-guarding, guarding, watching, safety, lifeguard stand, lifeguard stands, lifeguard chair, lifeguard chairs, lifeguard station, lifeguard stations, on duty, sign, signs, unattractive, ugly, beauty, handsome, good-looking, beautiful, stereotype, stereotypes, summer job, summer jobs
"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
Tags:religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay
"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."
Tags:phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, selfie, selfies, taking selfies, taking a selfie, portrait, portraits, picture, pictures, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, self-portrait, self-portraits, attractive, beautiful, beauty, body image, self-esteem, self-confidence, vain, vanity, shallow, unrecognizable, unrecognisable, technology, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes, modern life, millennial, millennials
"I've got a trophy wife, but she isn't what you'd call first place."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, married life, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trophy wife, trophy wives, show-off, brag, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, men, man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, attractive, beautiful, beauty, first place, first, first prize, number one, status symbol, status symbols
Age is a matter of perspective.
'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.
"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
Tags:robot, robots, technology, handsome, good-looking, good looking, looks, good looks, beauty, beautiful, love, romance, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, no emotion, no emotions, no feeling, no feelings, point, meaning, meaning of life, empty inside, sad, lonely, loneliness, alone, forever alone, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, dating, dating issues, dating problems, a.i., ai, artificial intelligence
"Mommy, when will I blossom into a beautiful projection of male desire?"
Tags:kids, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, growing up, grow, maturing, developing, develop, becoming an adult, blossoming, blossom, body image, insecure, insecurities, self-esteem, females, woman, women, male desire, male desires, desirable, beauty, beautiful, media, psychology, mental health, patriarchy, feminism
'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'
"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
Tags:animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
"This would be a great place to put a huge city."
Tags:modernization, city, cities, city planning, wilderness, nature, natural world, national park, national parks, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, spoil, spoils, spoiling, despoil, despoiled, hike, hikes, hiking, untouched, beauty, beautiful, unappreciative, bottom line, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, visionary, visionaries
Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish