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Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .
'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'
"It was built from a scratch."
"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."
'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'
"Body milk is rubbish! Not only does it taste awful in my coffee but I still have my wrinkles!"
The world's most successful beauty blogger...
'...because I personally rub it on.'
Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?
'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'
'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'
'Will 50 be enough, madam?'
"This age spot remover seems to be working. The "O" has disappeared."
Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"