Beauty Pageant Cartoons and Comics

Hospital gown pageant.

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."

Republican Debate: Swimsuit Segment.

Meet Miss Subways

"I don't think equal opportunities legislation covers beauty pageants."

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Circus Pageant

'I flunked all my subjects, but I won 'Miss Congeniality.''

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

If beauty pageant contestants were honest.

Miss Train Wreck of Tomorrow

'Lotsa Luck, Kiddo!'

1988 Mr. Nice Guy Pageant-The Swimsuit Category

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Dreams of being a beauty queen

'How can our society produce this car and Honey Boo Boo at the same time?'

Miss Universe.

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Miss America IQ Pageant

'Shakespeare is my favorite author I've never read!'

Thong Contest.