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Hospital gown pageant.
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
Tags:sleeze, sleaze, sleazy, creep, creepy, creeps, miss world, miss america, miss universe, miss united states, beauty, beautiful, model, models, modelling, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, pageants, pageantry, women, woman, mayor, mayorial, sash, sashes, indicative, indicate, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, oogle, oggle
Republican Debate: Swimsuit Segment.
Tags:election, elections, presidential race, presidential election, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, beauty contest, beauty contests, beauty, swimsuit competition, beauty standards, hairy leg, hairy legs, swimsuits, debate, debates, republican debates, republican, republicans, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, republican presidential candidates, republican nomination, republican nominations, casual sexism
Meet Miss Subways
"I don't think equal opportunities legislation covers beauty pageants."
Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.
"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"
'I flunked all my subjects, but I won 'Miss Congeniality.''
'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'
If beauty pageant contestants were honest.
Miss Train Wreck of Tomorrow
Tags:image, pretty, beautiful, looks, beauty, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, beauty contest, beauty contests, contestant, contestants, train wreck, train wrecks, mess, disaster, disasters, miss train wreck, winner, winners, award, awards, beauty awards, beauty award, talent, talents, talented, talent show, cynic, cynics, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism
'Lotsa Luck, Kiddo!'
1988 Mr. Nice Guy Pageant-The Swimsuit Category
'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'
Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...
'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'
Dreams of being a beauty queen
'How can our society produce this car and Honey Boo Boo at the same time?'
Tags:blank inside, beauty queen, beauty queens, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, pageant, pageants, beauty contest, beauty contests, beauty contestant, beauty contestants, supermodel, supermodels, model, models, beauty, shallow, shallowness, superficial, superficiality, skin deep, skin-deep, appearance, appearances, personality, personalities, facade, veneer, attractive, attractiveness, beautiful, inner beauty
Miss America IQ Pageant
'Shakespeare is my favorite author I've never read!'