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"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."
"I'm just going to relax. I'm not even putting on nail polish."
"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"
"You're 30? Me too!"
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Medusa at her Vanity Table
Tags:medusa, bad hair day, bad hair days, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classic, classics, classicist, classicists, gorgon, gorgons, snake hair, snake hairs, vanity table, vanity tables, beauty regime, beauty regimes, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, hair cream, hair creams, hairspray, hairsprays
Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."
"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"
'Bit strong, this bikini wax!'
Bikini wax atoll
'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'
Pumice Stone Accidents.
'What's that your wearing?'
'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'
"She's just popping into the dryer - she reckons everything she chucks in there comes out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller."
'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'
When people compliment Mary on her skin, she hesitates to tell them her beauty secret.
Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.
'I told you an hour ago that I'll be ready in a minute.'
'It makes you look fifty years younger.'
'Is your wife still as pretty as ever?' - 'Yes, only now it takes longer.'
'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'
'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'
'Medium well, please.'