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'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'
"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."
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"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"
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'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'
"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'
Damn the Dam
Tags:beaver, beavers, dam, dams, building a dam, building dams, accident, accidental, mistake, mistakes, curse, cursing, swearing, swear, swear, swear words, swear word, damn, dammit, rodent, rodents, semi-aquatic rodent, semi-aquatic rodents, semi aquatic rodent, semi aquatic rodents, beaver lodge, beaver lodges, blunder, miscalculation, blunders, miscalculated, miscalculation, homophone, homophones
'...And for the last time, do not eat your project before I've graded it.'
Tags:beaver, beavers, dam, dams, woodshop, woodwork, woodworking, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, wood, woods, twig, twigs, stick, sticks, tree, trees, grade, grades, grading, graded, grader, teacher, teachers, lecturer, lecturers, rodent, rodents, remind, reminds, reminder, reminders, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Organic?... Or processed food?
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Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.
'Frankly my deer, I don't give a dam.'
"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, stick, sticks, bread stick, bread sticks, chewing, customer, customers, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering
Broken Beaver Dam
"Hooray! The last of the summer people!"
Tags:summer people, summer, summer holiday, summer holidays, tourist, tourist trap, tourist traps, goose, geese, migrate, migrates, migrating, migration, bird, birds, seasonal, summer home, summer homes, destination, destinations, travel destination, travel destinations, marsh, marshes, marshy, landscape, landscapes, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyances, beaver, beavers
Why do we always have to build the same dam thing?"
'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'
"I'm in construction."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, blind date, blind dates, bar, bars, pub, pubs, flirting, construction, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, animal, animals, beaver, beavers, talking animal, talking animals, disguise, disguises, costume, costumes, mask, masks
'This is just typical of you, Bud - you can't finish anything!'
I hope we can get our money back for these tickets.'
Beaver barking up the wrong tree
Rodent putts golf balls underground.
'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'