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'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'
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"I'll listen for a dollar."
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"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."
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'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'
"How come we never sleep at my place?"
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Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Tags:men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, genders, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication
"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."
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"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."
"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
"It's almost twelve-thirty. Shouldn't you be heading home?"
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
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"I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you'll just have to hold it in until sunset."
Tags:vampire, vampires, blood sucker, blood suckers, sunrise, sunset, blood, drinking blood, drinking, drink, drinking too much, need the loo, needing the loo, toilet, hold it in, holding it in, weak bladder, weak bladders, need to pee, needing to pee, told you so, drunk too much, liquids before bed, bedtime, bed
"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, asleep, sleeping, dream, dreams, dreaming, talking in your sleep, trial, trials, on trial, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, your honor, your honour, washing the dishes, dishwashing, chore, chores, knife, knives, soaking, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, truth, honest, honesty, confession, confessions, admission, admissions, bed, beds, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes
Pigs in a Blanket Arguing
'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'
"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
The Tooth Ferret
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"Honey, you're snoring."
"Can I get back to you—right now I'm postcoital."