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"It's only until spring."
Women sleep less well than men.
What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed
Late at night, much to Mrs. Murray's dismay, Mr. Murray would often receive a visit from the "Toot Fairy".
"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"
"It's no wonder that some men prefer their cars to their wives. After all, a car never pushes its ice cold tires under a man's bed sheet in the middle of the night."
"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."