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"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."
"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."
'We're all intrigued by this 'special skill' in your resume - you really know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?'
A woman carries bedsheets.
'I don't know a darn thing about the meaning of life. I was robbed and left here with nothing but a bed sheet.'
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."
'We like to go on holiday early in the season...when the sheets are still clean.'
Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Man with puzzle bed covers.
'The magician did it with a table full of dishes.'
"For the last time. . . Stop complaining and get in the bath!!!"
"Anytime Ed gets too cocky, I tell him to go try and fold a fitted bed sheet."
"I know some things I'll never do well...like stay on a diet, roller skate, fold a fitted bed sheet..."
"Well, you have been an accountant for 40 years Roger. You'd think you'd know how to do a spreadsheet!"