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"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."
'We're all intrigued by this 'special skill' in your resume - you really know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?'
A woman carries bedsheets.
'I don't know a darn thing about the meaning of life. I was robbed and left here with nothing but a bed sheet.'
'Aah...a new duvet.'
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."
'We like to go on holiday early in the season...when the sheets are still clean.'
Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Man with puzzle bed covers.
Woman crushed under satin sheets.
'Your back should straighten out in about a week, IF you remove those very tight bed sheets.'
'The magician did it with a table full of dishes.'
"For the last time. . . Stop complaining and get in the bath!!!"
"Anytime Ed gets too cocky, I tell him to go try and fold a fitted bed sheet."
A ghost irons itself on an ironing board.
"Well, you have been an accountant for 40 years Roger. You'd think you'd know how to do a spreadsheet!"