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'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'
Child watching boxing on television punches his father when he is told it is time to get ready for bed
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Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Tags:men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, gender, genders, gender stereotypes, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication
"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."
The Miller's new monsters-under-the-bed access panel helped them to keep their 5-year old from jumping out of bed.'
"I don't have a bedtime story - how about a bedtime joke or anecdote?"
"Shouldn't you be reading that to me out loud or something?"
Tags:read, reading, reader, reads, book, books, bookish, book lover, bedtime, bed time, story, storybook, stories, read aloud, aloud, incompetent, incompetence, stupidity, stupid, dumb, parent, parenting, tired parents, tired, parental, dad, dad, father, fatherhood, fathers, kid, kids, child, children, childhood
"Just give me the broad strokes."
Tags:read, reading, skim read, skim, skimming, speed reading, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, summary, summarise, summarising, round up, brief, briefing, briefs, bedtime, bed time, kids, kid, child, children, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parental, parenting, happy families, broad strokes, impatient, impatience, impatiently
'Once upon a time...'
Wake up love it's time to go to bed!
"When calling doesn't work, spot and stalk is the best way to get him into bed."
Tags:spot and stalk, spot & stalk, hunter, hunt, hunts, bedtime, bedtimes, bed times, parenting, parenthood, parent, parents, family life, family-life, bedtime routine, hunting method, hunters, hunting, bedtime routines, hiding, sneaking up, child playing, moon, night time, bed time, going to bed, disobedient
"Just in case I wet the bed again."
'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'
His prayers were finally answered ? with a question.
"The corporation was very lonely, because people thought it was different from them."
Tags:corporation, corporations, company, companies, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, bedtime, bedtimes, bed time, bed times, bedtime story, bedtime stories, lonely, loneliness, isolated, isolation, social isolation, socially isolated, different, differences, money laundering, money, launderer, money launderers, bad corporation, bad corporations, major corporation, major corporations, tax dodging, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax avoiders
'Do I have to say a prayer even if I don't need anything?'
"We probably shouldn't cuddle."
"What time does the outdoors close?"
Tags:modern life, modern attitudes, closing, closing time, closing times, store closing, shop closing, outdoors, the outdoors, the great outdoors, nature, night time, late, bedtime, bed time, tired, 24 hour, 24 hour city, city that never sleeps, the city that never sleeps, twenty four hours, 24/7, open 24/7, urban life, city life, urban living, city living, millennials, millennial, capitalism, capitalist, capitalits
"You're supposed to point the pop-ups at the kid!"
Tags:story, stories, bedtime story, bedtime stories, parent, parent, parenting, parenthood, childhood, kid, kids, child, bedtime, bed time, bedtime reading, pop-up book, pop-up books, pop up book, pop up books, bad parent, bad parenting, selfish, selfishness, inconsiderate, unaware, manchild, man child, man-child, man children, children's illustration, childrens illustration, kids illustration, kids' illustration, childrens illustrations, children's illustrations, kids illustrations, kids' illustractions, children's books, childrens books, kids' books, kids books
"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."
Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk
Tags:shadow, shadows, puppet, puppets, puppetry, shadow puppet, shadow puppets, shadow puppetry, shadow animal, animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hawk, hawks, eagle, eagles, bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, bedtime, bed time, kid, kids, child, children, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting
'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'
Tags:christmas, christmas, the christmas story, bed time, story, stories, tales, tale, the three wise men, gold, frankincense, myrrh, bedtime story, bedtime stories, shopping, credit card, credit cards, credit, gold card, gold cards, child, children, nitpicking, pedantic, questioning, inquisitive, odd line of questioning