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'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'
The Miller's new monsters-under-the-bed access panel helped them to keep their 5-year old from jumping out of bed.'
"When calling doesn't work, spot and stalk is the best way to get him into bed."
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"The corporation was very lonely, because people thought it was different from them."
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'Do I have to say a prayer even if I don't need anything?'
"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."
"I'm in for killing a guy for snoring."
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"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."
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'I'm going to say prayers. Anybody want anything?'
To discourage him from jumping on the bed, Ryans parents covered his ceiling with flypaper.
For those difficult bedtimes Sheryl relied on the bedtime reel.
"Why do you go to bed so late?"
'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'
'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'
'Just one more killing then I'll switch the light off.'
"Houston, we have a problem!"
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Time for bed
'Mum!' - 'Gah. What?' - 'I can't sleep.' - 'It's okay. Just lie quietly with your eyes closed.' - 'That sounds boring.' - 'Not to me, it doesn't.'
'There is no late-breaking news tonight. Go to bed.'
'Tell me if anything good comes on...I'm pushing my snooze button.'
'I'm going to bed - I've had about all of me I can take for today.'
'Are you sure Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear? He sounds like a corporate accountant.'
'... and they lived co-dependently ever after...'
'Stanley, you are so gullible. So let me guess, one of them slid in with the 'everyone else is asleep and I'm scared' routine again, right?'