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"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."
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"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
"The bedbugs got to me first."
'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'
'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'
'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'
The Very Hungry Bedbug.
Street vendor doing his part to combat the city's pest problem.
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"Ignore them. They just want to get us into bed."
"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"
Tags:embroider, embroidery, embroidered, grandma, memaw, gross, grossed, gross-out, gross out, cross stitch, cross-stitch, stitch, stitched, craft, crafts, crafty, knitting, knitted, grandmothers, old age, old lady, hobby, hobbies, bedbug, bedbugs, yuck, bug, bugs, insect, insects, infest, infested, infestation, infestations, grandkid, grandkids, bad grandma
Bed Bugs after a materess flipping
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Bed bugs quarrel
"I was going to take care of my pest problem myself, but I though this would be a good job for a professional."
Bedbugs and Breakfast.
'Wait, I know. G'night Danny, don't let the bed bugs bite, Danny. We regret having to raise you to level orange, Danny...'
Bedbug Hotel Reviews
"Nighty-night, sleep tight, don't let the compliance department investigators bite."
"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating."
"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"
Tags:franz kafka, writer, writers, author, authors, surreal, insect, insects, bug, bugs, bedbug, bedbugs, beetle, beetles, entomology, entomologist, odds, chances, betting, bets, bet, transform, transformation, change, changing, changes, what are the chances, bad luck, fate, absurd, absurdist, fiction, literature, writer, english literature, gregor samsa, vermin, bad night, upside down, takeover, take over, unlikely, karma, karmic, sod's law, bed, morning person, betting odds
'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'
Bed & Bedbugs.