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Bedding below suicide attempt.
'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'
"I'm breaking in a new pillow."
Pillow talk gets real
"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."
'Miss Jones, take this down.'
Bedding. High security blankets
"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"
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"We could do covers for the duvets - the idiots, er, customers would buy them!!!"
'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'
'Push remote to return to flat position.'
"Do you need your pillow fluffed up?"
Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.
"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"
Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'
"Why can't duvets be square?"
'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'
For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.
Tags:bed, beds, mattress, mattresses, wrong side, pyjama, pyjamas, bedclothes, bedcloths, sheet, sheets, bedding, beddings, rest, rested, resting, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, slept, goodnight, goodnights, husband, husbands, wives, wife, married couple, married couples, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'
"I only told him I needed bedding."
"Hello Mum. Of course I look tired, I've been battling the whole morning changing a duvet cover!"