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'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'
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"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."
Tags:sheet, sheets, fitted sheet, fitted sheets, decision, decisions, maturity, grown up, grown-up, grown up purchase, grown up purchases, big decision, big decisions, identity, self-identity, sense of self, decor, decoration, decorations, interior decorator, interior decorators, bedroom, bedrooms, bed, bed, bed sheet, bed sheets, impulse buy, impulse buys
'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'
"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, killing the mood, ruined mood, ruined the moment, burst my bubble, bedroom, car problem, car, cars, car problems, help, advice
"But this way I know where everything is."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mess, messy, messy room, messy rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unorganised, unorganized, disorganised, disorganized, organization, organisation, organised mess, organized mess, untidy, toy, toys, cleaning, picking up, raising kids, raising children
"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, family, families, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, saying goodnight, nighttime, going to sleep, going to bed, raising kids, raising children, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern parents, modern life, modern family, modern families, technology, surveillance, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, cctv, closed-circuit television, security, security camera, security cameras, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting
'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'
"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"
Tags:midwest, quality of life, married life, marriage, modern life, apartment life, urban life, urban living, home, homes, house, houses, decor, decoration, decorated, interior, interiors, interior design, refurbish, refurbishment, refurbishments, refurbishing, redo, property, real estate, middle america, under his nose, under her nose, messy, mess, poor, poverty, within means, within their means, kitchen, kitchens, bedroom, bedrooms, untidy
"O.K., show's over, back to work."
Tags:distraction, distractions, distracting, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, voyeur, voyeurism, copulate, copulates, copulating, copulation, nosy, nosiness, bedroom, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, bed, beds, stare, stares, staring, office romance, office romances, affair, affairs
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
Tags:wine, wine bottle, wines, bottles, wine bottles, cork, corks, corkscrew, corkscrews, bottle opener, bottle openers, bed, bedroom, bedtime, screw, screwed, popping bottles, inanimate objects, inanimate object, drink, drinks, alcohol, red wine, winged corkscrew, winged corkscrews, innuendo, innuendos
'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'
"Not tonight, hon. It'll just wreak havoc with the motion sensors again."
"Talk politics to me."
"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, adolescent, adolescence, young adults, son, sons, college, colleges, university, universities, student, students, return, returning, returning home, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer break, summer breaks, summer holiday, summer holidays, boarder, boarders, boarding, bed, beds, bunk bed, bunk beds, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, living at home, living with parents, exception, exceptions, renter, renters, renting, tenant, tenants, tenancy
A boy lies on his bed surrounded by posters advertising performance enhancing drugs.
Tags:teenager, teenager's bedroom, bedroom, bedrooms, child, childhood, childhoods, children, phama, big phama, pharmaceuticals, big pharmaceuticals, big farma, lobby, lobbies, pharmaceutical lobby, phama lobby, drug, steroid, steroids, steroid abuse, prescription drugs, over prescription, anabolic steroids, human growth hormone, clean living, conspiracy, conspire, conspiracy theorist, modern life, modern childhood, ped, peds, p.e.d., p.e.d.s, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs
"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."
"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."
"I know federal judges are appointed for life, but you can take off your robe now."
"Read me the story again about the closet monster."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster under the bed, childhood phobia, childhood phobias, childhood, childhoods, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, night scare, night scares, night terror, night terrors, closet, closets, wardrobe, wardrobes, bedroom, imagination, imaginations, imaginary friend, imaginary friends
'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
"I didn't hear anything."
"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"
"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."
Tags:outtake, outtakes, blooper, bloopers, blooper reel, blooper reels, cartoonist, cartoonists, cartooning, miniature, miniatures, miniature car, miniature cars, shriner, shriners, cheat, cheats, cliche, cliches, cliched, adulterer, adulterers, comic strip, comic strips, bedroom, bedrooms, screw up, screws up, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental