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'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'
"I'll listen for a dollar."
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"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."
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"How come we never sleep at my place?"
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"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
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"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."
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"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
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'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'
'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'
"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
Pigs in a Blanket Arguing
The Tooth Ferret
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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
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"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
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'This isn't what I had in mind when I requested a semi-private room.'
'See?! I told you!'
The Miller's new monsters-under-the-bed access panel helped them to keep their 5-year old from jumping out of bed.'
'Well, what do you expect when you meet a guy in an alley and buy health insurance called Vito's HMO?!'
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"Leave the light on, I want to see you."
Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.