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'Do I have to say a prayer even if I don't need anything?'
"As long as you're getting all religious you can start worshipping me."
"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."
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"I won't enumerate my trespasses. You know my work."
'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'
'This is confidential, Mom. Do you mind?'
'Stop me if you've heard this before.'
"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"
'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'
"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."
"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."
"It's hallow be thy name, not Halloween and thy name."
'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'
"And after 'amen' - click send!"
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"Your prayers may be recorded for training and quality purposes."
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"Heaven is currently unattended, if you wish to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone...they will be answered."
'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'
"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."
'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'
Husband to kneeling wife: 'Praying for a snow day is great, Martha, except that we live in Boca Raton.'
Exercise for the end of the day...
'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'
'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'
"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."