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'Do I have to say a prayer even if I don't need anything?'
"As long as you're getting all religious you can start worshipping me."
"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."
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"I won't enumerate my trespasses. You know my work."
No matter how hard Bob prayed, he never felt he nailed it.
'How did God hear your prayers in the old days...before they were beamed via satellite?'
'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'
"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."
'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'
'This is confidential, Mom. Do you mind?'
'Stop me if you've heard this before.'
'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'
"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"
'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'
"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."
"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."
"It's hallow be thy name, not Halloween and thy name."
'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'
'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'
'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'
"And after 'amen' - click send!"
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'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'
"Your prayers may be recorded for training and quality purposes."
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"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."
"Heaven is currently unattended, if you wish to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone...they will be answered."