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"I put the bird to bed - let's party."
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"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
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"And then we are led to believe that they lived happily ever after."
'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'
"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."
"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."
"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."
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How to sleep when you're a kid...
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'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'
"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"
"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"
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"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
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"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"
"I don't care if your friend wants to hear a bedtime story. Please stop texting her."
"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"
Once upon a time, there was a store that sold books.
"I apprecite the effort, dad, but I've already downloaded it to my tablet."
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'Do you really need a bedtime story before every nap?'
"Did they run to a state where dishes and spoons could legally marry?"
Bedtime in Ancient Greece
"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."
"Mom, what season is it when the leaves fall off the trees and are replaced with plastic bags?"
The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."
'For the last time...turn that light off and go to sleep!'
The Optician at Home
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