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"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."
"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."
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"It's almost twelve-thirty. Shouldn't you be heading home?"
"He wants you to tuck him in tomorrow night. . ."
"Go to bed!""No!"
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"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."
"The 3-D version sucks."
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"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."
"When calling doesn't work, spot and stalk is the best way to get him into bed."
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"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."
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"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."
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A cowboy sings a lullaby to his cows to get them to sleep.
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"Go to sleep or someday important people will fail to notice you and you will die in tragic obscurity."
Children's Dream Bedtime Routine
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"Can you pray again in a couple of hours? He's in a meeting."
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"Now salute Mummy, dear, and run along to bed."
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"That's my favorite story. But tonight I'd like to hear both sides."
"Mind if I read a little?"
"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."
"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."
"Teddy wants a glass of water."
"Do you accept these terms and conditions?"
"Keep reading. I have to do a book report on that tomorrow."
"Later! I'm into the Vanity Fair app."
"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."