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'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'
"I put the bird to bed - let's party."
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"It's almost twelve-thirty. Shouldn't you be heading home?"
'Typical media bias. First they label the wolf 'the big BAD wolf' then they only give Little Red Riding Hood's point of view.'
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
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"He wants you to tuck him in tomorrow night. . ."
'See?! I told you!'
The Miller's new monsters-under-the-bed access panel helped them to keep their 5-year old from jumping out of bed.'
"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."
"I know federal judges are appointed for life, but you can take off your robe now."
"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."
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"Hod it – there's another story I'm following."
"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
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"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."
"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."
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"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."
"Many, many news cycles ago..."
'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'
"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."
"Tell me a whopper."
'I'm too tired to hear the whole story. Who wins, the bear or the bull?'
"Cut the opera, Fred, and go to sleep!"
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'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'
'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'