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"He's all beef!"
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"We used to live in Connecticut but then we moved to Vermont. I have no idea why."
"I think I'm mystery meat."
"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."
"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
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Cow's Last Will and Testament.
Tags:cow, will, bequeath, last will and testament, probate, beef, burger, steak, red meat, inherit, inheritance, farm, butcher, dinner, food bank, ribs, brisket, shank, rump roast, roast beef, butcher’s chart, choice cuts, deli, farmer, moo, steer, heifer, bull, leather, death, dead, die, meat industry, meat
"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
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"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.
'Bovine Growth Hormone.'
'How's the sponsorship deal going?'
"Veal or non-veal?"
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, beef, steak, steaks, beef steak, beef steaks, meat, meats, chop, chops, burger, burgers, farming, farming, cattle farm, cattle farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, poetry, poet, poets, limerick, limericks, meathooked, meat obsession, meat obsessed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, vegetarianism, vegetarian, opinions, different attitude, different attitudes
"Oh, sure. In India I was sacred, but I still couldn't get work.''
Mutual Admiration Society
'So, 'hamburger'...pig or cow?'
"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."
"We raise our beef humanely."
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"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, married, restaurant, restaurants, food, eating out, dining out, menu, menus, ordering, order, orders, steak, veal, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, cow, cows, beef, cattle, calf, calves, meat, judgemental, judgmental, logic, eating, dining, meal, meals
'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'
Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
'If you say 'your moove' one more time, I'm taking my chess set and going.'
"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."
Tags:food, cookout, cookouts, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbequing, barbeque, barbeques, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, beef, ground beef, chuck, mince, dining, eating, cooking, recalled, recall, recalls, patty, pattie, patties, meat, ethics, unethical, relationship, relationships, contamination, e. coli, food poisoning, food safety, health inspector, health inspectors, food recall, food recalls