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"If anyone asks, I didn't hear about the big beef recall."
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Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.
'The man from Findus won't be interested in us as long as we remember to moo.'
'I won't be gone long. He's going to show me where they make hamburgers.'
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
'He says he's here to help us but I don't trust him.'
"I can see...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!"
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"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."
'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'
'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'
'The Department of Agriculture was never this strict before.'
'Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for lasagne.'
Meyer-Hansen Slaughterhouse Operations: 'Oh, look at this nice place! And those cute little little lamps...Google if they've got a sauna, too...'
World of Cow: #EATPORK
'The mincer's busted!'
'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'
'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'
'No, this one's burger on the inside.'
"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."
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'We Brits eat every part of the cow, and use the horn as a toothpick.'
"I'm happy to say, our burgers are now made with 100% pure beef parts."
Produce Greenhouse Gases. . . Eat More Beef!
'She's a pain in my meat by-products.'
"It's some sort of genetically modified combination of you pigs and us cows. They call it 'ham-burger'."