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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
Number of the beast.
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Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
"I'm a huge fan of your work."
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'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'
'You don't know who Satan is?'
'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'
"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."
The devil sits in front of clocks showing the time in various capitals
Special Place in Hell...
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And today's winner of a special place in hell is...coffee cup lids that don't fit properly...
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"That's OK. I'll get the next one."
'To look on the bright side - at least they speak English!'
''Ere, talk of the devil.'
'So he said the last place he visited, told him to come here?'
Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.
The devil carrying a young devil on his back.
'Well, that certainly was a surprise party!'
'If you have been affected by any issues, call this number: 666'
Satan in the fireplace
Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.
'So, is there a Mrs Baal-Zevuv?'