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'Your Dad's a jerk.'
"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
Our Infomercial President: Corona Lite
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"Thanks, but I'll just stick with beer."
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Man types with beer on his computer.
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
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"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
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"Go home, maybe my regulars will come back."
"I'm not sure what I was doing, but, evidently there's no call for it anymore."
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"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."
(The Drinking Buddy System)
"The beer should be cold in two hours."
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Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda
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"Sure, I've got a few minutes to kill."
"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "
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"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
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"Here's to missing the big picture."
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."
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"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"
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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."