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"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
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"I come from the future."
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"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"
'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'
"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'
'These weight loss pills really work! My pot belly is gone!!'
'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'
"Relax, dear. You know what they say: "The mirror adds ten pounds!""
"You don't seem to be retaining water, you seem to be retaining beer!"
"You're suffering from fluid retention, mostly beer and wine."
Body by Jake
"I keep staring and it's still there."
"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
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"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."
'It's more a six barrel than a six pack!'
Fish resembles the fisherman.
BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).
"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."
Instead of a beer belly, Tom had a beer shoulder.
"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"
To help relieve the strain on their backs, many men are using beer-belly strollers.
"We need to walk."
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